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New blog post: Top Chef Texas: Heather's A Bitch,... →
In the new Austin Top Chef Kitchen, Padma is there along with Tom Colicchio. Their Quickfire Challenge is “all about technology,” and Padma tells us that Twitter is this thing people use and it’s popular and stuff. No kidding! So their Quickfire Challenge will be, literally, just some live tweets from fans telling them what to cook. This could potentially be amazing,...
New blog post: Listen Zooey Deschanel, I Can't... →
Odds are many of you have already seen this, but today there was a massive indie explosion of adorkableness on the Internet. It came in the form of Zooey Deschanel and my future husband Joseph Gordon-Levitt (should Johnny Iuzzini turn me down) and it’s just so damn cute I want to puke.
New blog post: The Real Housewives Of Beverly... →
Kim is like, “Why are you showing me pictures of this chick who I fucking hate?” and Dana is like, “Oh, you’ll make up!” Kim: “No seriously, I will not. I will not. I will break her other leg. I hate that bitch. Die die die die die.” I’m summarizing, but that’s basically what she says. Then Brandi looks at her or something, and Kim gets...
just watching RHOBH for the first time, really
molls: How embarrassing for Kyle to throw shade on Brandi for saying “cock” when her most famous family member (ha) is widely (haha) known for sucking one in a sex tape. Truth.
New blog post: Here's A Bunch Of Kardashian News... →
Sometimes when I’m bored, I like to do a little news search on my two favorite wastes of space, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian. They’re always good for a laugh and never fail to disappoint - except for how disappointing they are like, as human beings. I have to say that while Lindsay has been a bit of a snore lately - what self-respecting crack whore doesn’t get...
New blog post: Bachelor Fame Whore Vienna Girardi... →
It’s been reported that Vienna stormed off the set of Relationship Rehab after producers surprised her with ex-boyfriend Lee Smith. Lee Smith is the dude that Vienna allegedly cheated on Jake with, or something. I really cannot keep up with this ho-bag. But anyway, she was pissed and left the set - never to return.
New blog post: Team Jacob Can Go Back To Hating... →
Female members of Team Jacob worldwide can give a collective sigh of relief, because Taylor Lautner doesn’t like dudes…
I would like to play the new female Doctor Who. I don’t want to just be his...– Helen Mirren. MAKE THIS HAPPEN! (via huffposttv)
New blog post: American Horror Story Ends, Scares... →
Twilight: Craptastic Twilight Franchise Has Made... →
This is vomitrocious.