Not entirely fair, but kinda true…

broodingsoul:

I feel like there should be a separate thing from First World Problems. There should be, like, Kim Kardashian Problems:

“I hate when people think my butt is this big because I have butt implants.”
“I hate that love didn’t work out for me after I got paid $17 million for my wedding.”
“People Magazine said I was one of the most beautiful people of the year but Khloe said they were joking and she hurt my feelings.”
“I have to fly to Dubai to open a shoe store and I forgot my eyemask so I can sleep on the plane.”
“I don’t have time to help the homeless, they’re making me do a photo shoot.”
“Guys really, my butt is natural and it hurts my feelings that you think I got implants.”
“I love my husband but he wants me to live in Minnesota and he won’t move to NYC, I think I have to get a divorce.”
“Sorry I’m late to work my shift at Dash, I had to take a three hour lunch because the waiter put tomatoes on my salad, people are so irresponsible.”
“I asked for clear nail polish and she put on nude instead.”
“Seriously guys, my butt is real.”