You know what I like about The Bachelor? Instead of beginning with “previouslies” like most shows, it gives you an extended preview of the night’s episode, showing you every important detail of what’s to come. I also like that they replay these clips before every commercial break. It’s like they believe their entire audience at home are so very stupid that they need constant reminding about the show they’re watching. Hmm. No comment. And before you say anything, I’m not part of the audience, I’m an observer. This is an anthropological experiment, see? It’s all for science! Don’t you judge me!